Monday 19 January 2015

IMAGINE WHAT CHURCH WILL BECOME IN THE YEAR 2050!

PASTOR:                    Praise the Lord.

CONGREGATION: Hallelujah!

PASTOR:                    Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle bibles to Exodus 20:1
When you're done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon...
Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offering.
You can connect to the church Wi-fi using password Lord99087 and as for the renovation donations, you're welcome to contribute via EFT or cellphone banking.
The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker. Meanwhile... Announcements!

CHURCH SECRETARY:     This week's meetings will be held on the various WhatsApp groups so please don't miss out!
Wednesday Bible teachings will be held live on Skype @1900hrs GMT.
By the way, you may follow the Pastor on Twitter for counselling and don't forget our weekly prayers on YouTube.
                                                                God Bless You All.


CONGREGATION:  Amen!

No comments:

Post a Comment